2007: Slutty laptop - short silver dress with a white "Apple" symbol sewn on the front.
2006: Slutty lamp - short black dress, lampshade on head.
2005: Slutty mustard bottle - short yellow dress, red "French's" logo sewn on the front.
Slutty tree: short brown dress. Green leaves, if I'm feeling ambitious. Otherwise, I'll just be slutty branch. It's eco-friendly, it's fun, and I get to wear green eyeshadow.